Michael Kismet is a neurotic atheist, that is waiting for a reason to believe. Michael will almost, always break up two women fighting, unless they're fighting over him of course. He does not believe in accepting generosity, but ironically he detests anyone with the means to be generous and chooses not to be.
He loves wild animals, especially endangered ones, and thinks people who are pro-captivity are just heartless sociopaths. He also fights criminals in his free time, unless they're related, then he's obligated to look the other way. Oh, and he also writes from time to time, in the pretentious third-person sort of way.